The Official Enchanter Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Enchanters, REAL Enchanters.  This site is awesome.    My name is Josh and I can't stop thinking about Enchanters.  These things are sweet; and by sweet, I mean totally sweeeeeeeeet.

Facts:

1.    Enchanters are mammals (or are they?).

2.    Enchanters flip out all the time.

3.    The purpose of the Enchanter is to freak out and bbq killer white rabbits.

Weapons and gear:

        Spell Components         Magical Staff

Awesome outfit

Testimonial:

Enchanters can burn anyone they want!  Enchanters burn off the wee-wees of royalty ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These things are so freaking crazy and awesome that they fight off Glocoma ALL the time.  I heard that there was this Enchanter who was eating at a diner.  And when some dumb Llama-newbie dropped a load the Enchanter scorched the whole town.  My friend Brian said that he saw an Enchanter totally uppercut some kids nose off just because the kid spilled his milk.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Enchanters have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will summon ice up your butt so you can't poop for a year!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Enchanters are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my prostate.  These Enchanters are totally sweet and that's a fact.  Enchanters are psychotic, manic, hot, undigested, wiry, and sweet. I love Enchanters with all of my body (including my rectum).

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Enchanters?

A: Enchanters are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they they can kill you with a long painful fiery burning death, but on the other hand, Enchanters are totally awesome.

Q: I heard that Enchanters are always drunk.  Is this true?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Enchanters can't purchase alcohol because it would violate the Enchanter-parsley act of 512 BC. 

Q: What do Enchanters do when they're not burning things or killing pets?

A: Most of their free time is spent on Caribbean cruises, but sometimes they visit the supermarket and eat up all the produce without paying.  (Ask Brian if you don't believe me.)

Here's a forest enchanter ready to ROCK!!!

Website Dated 25/10/2009:

Salvaged from the Wayback machine by Rammy on 01/04/26.

I don't know who Josh is, but the wriggling eyebrows compelled me!